chessmp3:

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

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audinoplushie:

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

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wumbus-gadumbus:

homeboygirl:

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

ALT

yeah ok i had 2. whatevs

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the-goblin-cat:

christee-angel:

brassyasssassafrasaphone:

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

“Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas”

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prohaloplayer:

they haven’t taken a picture better than this which is kinda crazy if you think about it

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cyhiraeth:

nomorelonelydays:

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

a comedy of errors

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cuyahogafalls-ohio:

“cost of living crisis” give me a FUCKING break it’s called “unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality” fucking cost of living crisis like it’s just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ

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despazito:

I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn’t synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight

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solarpunk-sunshine:

saintnoname2:

kropotkindersurprise:

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

So, so, so badass.  What a chillingly powerful message this sends.  People have been lighting themselves on fire as a form of protest for centuries, but this might be the first time it’s been done by a professional who knows what he’s doing while under the supervision of professionals who know what they’re doing.

not as an act of self-destruction but as a display of skill

I’m in awe

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sludgebones:

himbofisher:

bagofbonesmp3:

i need more of these

an all timer

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thespacesay:

iwillrazehell:

blackvelvetofnight:

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

ID: #barcode scanners / end ID

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allosauroid:

allosauroid:

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

the lil guy in question

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midnightinjapan:

mclennonyaoi:

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

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salem-lunaris:

homunculus-argument:

I don’t know whether the story about tibetan spaniels and tibetan mastiffs working together is true or not, but I find it way too fucking funny. Like imagine being a burglar who’s broken into a monastery to do burglarly things, and then you hear a noise and you’re like “oh shit I’m caught”, but then you turn to look and it’s just this tiny dog who looks at you with mild disgust and wanders off.

So you sigh in relief and continue with your robbery before you hear another noise, and immediately become aware of three things: The little dog came back with a friend, the new buddy is the size of one metric Fuck You, and you are about to find out which afterlife is real.

Adding this for people who don’t know these breeds

Tibetan spaniel

Tibetan mastiff

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gjjuddmk2:

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